(Joseline)What's up, babe?

Mwah.You look great.

Here you go, baby.

You seen who that is--that's Miss Tommie, baby, okay?

You look great.

Yes!

(Joseline)Oh, honey, this is all planned.

Oh, Joseline Hernandez.

You wanna get madat your boyfriend and tell him

that you wantmy husband to do you?

You want my manto go down on you?

Guess what, boo.

He's only gonna touch youif I bring you to the table.

And Stevie don't give a damnwho it is, nephew or not.

Why is this not heated?

Well, you know, y'all twohot women can make it hot.

So, when y'all step in it,it's gonna heat right up.

(Joseline)No, we're gonna need you

to bring your big (bleep)in there

so you can reallymake it hot.

That's what's reallygonna make it hot.

I'm having a great time here.

I don't wanna goback to Atlanta!

(Tommie)Bitch, me too, okay?

You gotta enjoy your life.

But I need help,and I need love,

and I need a bitch.

(both laughing)

Come on, get up,we got--

(Tommie)Help me!

I'm gonna embarrass her,and I'm gonna show everybody

that she's a (bleep) whore.

Instead of her being downand waiting on her man

while he do his time,

you talking about you gonnahave the (bleep bleep bleep)?

Bitch, get yourself together.

We got all the loveright here, honey.

Love me, guys.You don't havenothing to--

You don't havenothing to worry about.

We both can love you,right, Stevie?

(laughing)Just you.

Stevie can't love you?

Stevie my uncle.

You know, we do--how you call it, incest?

No...

(laughter)

She's crazy.

I had no ideathat Tommie was coming.

That threw me for a loop.

That let me know Joseline

got a lot of loose marblesin her head.

Ah, you can just love her.

I really wanna goskinny dipping.

We should goskinny dipping.

So, I gotta...

Yeah, come on.

Come help her, Stevie.Come take ma's hand.

(Stevie J)You know, I usuallylike to have fun,

but this (bleep) weird, man.

Joseline feelinganything that,

you know what I'm saying,that she could just manipulate.

This night is definitelygoing down with a bang.

(indistinct chatter)

Girl, you bettertake it off.Oh, I'm dying.

When you find yourself in L.A.and Joseline Hernandez

invites you to a pool party,a bitch will be there.

But this pool party was a littlemore intimate than I expected.

I was just (bleep) around aboutgetting down with Uncle Stevie.

How about I justtake Stevie out the equation

and just fondle Joseline?

You know what they say,

what happens in L.A.stays in L.A.

(laughing)

Hey...

Why you not comingin the pool with us?

I don't needto come in the pool.

We're, like,so skinny dipping

and you're so scaredof being here.

Come on!

Let's goin the house, come on!

You know,I know my nephew,

you know what I'm saying,and he wouldn't appreciate

his chick wanting to be

hanging around the poolwith me

and getting naked in the poolwith Joseline.

Something ain't right.

Two loonies,her and Joseline.

Gee Willikers.