Idris Elba Can Impregnate You with Just His Eyes

*Dilated*

Idris Elba is a sweltering pleasure god sent from Heaven to Earth for one purpose only: to make us all ridiculously parched. No entity on this planet is more capable of causing wall-to-wall moaning than Idris. Sure, that’s an aggressive statement, but it’s the damn truth. *Quakes* *Seizes* *Cries*

But here’s the tough question: What is it about Sir Elba that makes us lose control of our limbs? We’ve narrowed it down to two important body parts: his eyes. Yep, Idris’ peepers are so full of mystery and come-hither seduction that they must be the reason we cease to be free-thinking humans around him. In fact, his eyeballs will get each and every one of us pregnant. Including the dudes.

Don’t believe us? Check out this very scientific gallery that illustrates how Idris’ eyes guide us through the stages of pregnancy. Things are about to get steamy and bloated.

  • 1 *Egg fertilized*
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  • 2 *Has morning sickness*
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  • 3 *Craves pickles*
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  • 4 *Feels baby kick*
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  • 5 *Takes Lamaze class*
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  • 6 *Can’t stop sweating*
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  • 7 *Water breaks*
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  • 8 *Has contractions*
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  • 9 *Dilates 10 centimeters*
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  • 10 *Starts pushing*
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  • 11 *Gives birth*
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  • 12 *It’s twins*
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    *Passes out*