Rob Kardashian’s Panty-Exploding Comeback Is Now Confirmed

You've been warned.

Rob Kardashian is back, bitches. Well, almost. Forgotten bae has been making his way back into our lives with mysteriously sultry selfies, and dare I say, emerging biceps? It’s been an emotional, physical, and trolly struggle for our Rob, but Us Weekly has the skinny on how he’s on the mend and ready to rock your fucking world.

A source claims Rob, who gained 100 pounds in a year, has already shed 15 of them, thanks to a strict diet plan by celeb personal trainer Gunnar Peterson, consisting of chef-made meal deliveries. Plus, we know he’s been on the workout grind.

Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. We have a feeling that this beauty:


Isn’t that far gone after all. Do what you have to do to prepare yourselves and your ovaries.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.