I’m single and have determined humans just don’t do it for me anymore. My sexual orientation is now TV shows, and this fall has so many new sexy babes to play with. Whether you thirst for horror, comedy, or the damn Muppets, autumn television will keep you satisfied—and we mean satisfied—for hours.
But what show should be your significant other this season? Take our trusty quiz to find out. (Warning: TV-gasms ahead.)