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Jennifer Lopez Is the Last Person on Earth We Thought Would Have a Sex Tape

But apparently there's one out there, and her ex's loser business partner wants to make it public.

All things considered, J. Lo has a pretty immaculate rep. Not that a sex tape would hinder that, but she’s kept her ish so professional and airtight over the years, it would just be so.damn.unexpected. Apparently, she and her first husband Ojani Noa got a little honeymoon lovin’ caught on tape back in the day, and his business partner wants to reveal it to the world. What a douchebag.

The original tape from 1997 is reportedly in a central depository per court order, but Ojani’s partner Ed Meyer thinks a legal loophole will allow him to distribute the footage and “shock her fans.” “We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage,” he said. “There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.” Apparently, they have “unfinished business” he’s still pissed about.

Not that we would ever judge Jenny or her sexual experimentation from the past, but we will judge the hell out of this Ed Meyer for attempting to tarnish J’s fabulousness. But be honest, if this tape does exist, will you be as shocked about it as we were? Sound off in the comments below.

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