Watch Chris Pratt Teach His Son the Pledge of Allegiance and Be Prepared to Love Him Even More

You've never been more proud to be American.

It’s one thing to be a celebrity DILF. It’s another to be a celebrity DILF who’s a real life superhero. But to be a celebrity DILF who is all of the above and willing set a good example for your son? That’s the jackpot.

In honor of Memorial Day, Chris Pratt shared a video of himself teaching his two-year-old son Jack the Pledge of Allegiance. To say it’ll make your ovaries burst is an understatement.

Life goals. Relationship goals. Family goals. Just all the goals.

The Gossip Table has more on Pratt’s recent GQ cover story, including his love of being naked.

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