10 Tragic Times People Wasted Alcohol While Fighting on Reality Television

You're spilling the juice!

Khloé Kardashian’s buzzed-about talk show Kocktails with Khloé premieres tonight at 10 p.m. on FYI. Knowing Kardashian’s irreverent, flirtatious personality, we’re confident this variety offering will be your next frothy, guilty pleasure. I mean, what’s not to love? It’s Khloé Kardashian. Drinking alcohol. Sign me up, to be honest.

I just have one request, K: Will you promise to actually drink your liquor and not waste it on petty drama? Too many times on TV–specifically reality TV–baes start drinking, get in fights and end up wasting precious booze by spilling it or throwing it in someone’s face. Why are they taking their anger out on the sauce? What did it ever do to them?

Miss Kardashian, we ask you use these 10 reality TV moments as examples of what not to do with the spirits on your show. When you waste alcohol, no one wins–even if you get a punch in. Allow us to explain.

1. The time Teresa Giudice spilled wine everywhere so she could say the phrase “prostitution whore.” (The Real Housewives of New Jersey)–Danielle Staub ticked off Giudice so much she wasted perfectly good vino. Who can forget the historical moment when this recently-released convict flipped over a table like a she-Hulk and scream gibberish in such a high frequency, only dogs could hear it? In fact, we’re not even sure this was English. What we do know, though, is these women could’ve been drunk. Instead, they were pissed.

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