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Cover Your Pets' Eyes, Because This Sexual Male Vet Will Make Your Panties Disappear

If your pet needs healing, you've come to the right place.

Hot Dr. Mike is so two weeks ago. Now, it's all about the sexy California vet Dr. Evan Antin, who's super in touch with the needs of your p-.... pets.

Dr. A is all kinds of sexy and on top of it, he's a good, contributing citizen and educated doctor and I think I'm dreaming while writing this post. Last year, People even named him the "Sexiest Beast Charmer" and I don't know what that means, but I know I'm thinking of all sorts of things I'd like him to charm right now. Take a look:

Here he is stripping down his scrubs, as if we weren't already stripping him with our eyes.

And here, grabbing hold of the situation at hand.

Or here, attempting to act like there's something in this pic other than his jawline.

Here's our wedding portrait.

And this dog, a helpless, personified version of me right now.

This lucky porcupine who never washed its mouth again.

And this fortunate circumstance that I'll just leave right here.

Here he is holding a very long body organ.

And giving us hot flashes. I mean, making some lovely meals.

And crushing what was left of your ovaries.

Look at how much this pooch is enjoying the torture.

My thoughts aren't appropriate right now.

Here he is with a baby (that isn't his), and ovaries are officially evaporated.

Gone.

For your stalking purposes, here's his Facebook and his modeling page because if his perfection wasn't professionally captured in photos, I would question intentions of the entire human race.

How many more puns can you come up with about the vet who you want to charm your beast? Give it a shot in the comments while I go purchase a dog, sheep and an entire cattle.