Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, a.k.a The World’s Most Devious Trolls, are at it again. And by that, we mean trolling. Someone needs to get them.
America’s most head-scratching duo is making us scratch our heads again over an Instagram picture Chyna posted this afternoon. It looks standard: Kardashian seems to be nuzzling in Chyna’s bosom as the eye lash maverick captures the tender moment via selfie stick. Just your average blurry, lovey-dovey couple pic, right? Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Chyna f–cked all of our s–t up with the caption: “Missing Bae ?.”
—>?Yes, this is a diamond ring you’re looking at. And what does 99 percent of the general population think when they see a ring associated with a couple? Engagement. Marriage. Holy GD matrimony. With two short words and an emoji, Chyna and Kardashian trolled Earth into actually thinking they’re engaged.
Just look at these headlines. They really have us all fooled:
“Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Might Be Engaged”–Cosmopolitan
“Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian May Already Be Engaged”–Celebuzz
“Blac Chyna Fuels Rob Kardashian Engagement Speculation”–Gossip Cop
FOH, Blac-Rob. We don’t buy it. You’re not actually engaged. You’re just two expert trolls who know how much this will piss off the Kardashian sisters–your sworn enemies. It’s no secret the Kardashian brother is L-I-V-I-N-G for the amount of chaos his relationship with Chyna is causing, and an engagement rumor is just the ticket to keep the pandemonium going.
C’mon, engaged? These two met, like, five minutes ago and just moved in together (apparently). Chyna has a history of moving fast with guys–that Future tattoo, anyone?–but this seems a little much. Even for her standards. This is nothing but trolling. Vicious, vicious trolling,
You tried it, Blac-Rob!
We imagine Chyna proposing to Kardashian the way Chrissy Lampkin popped the question to Jim Jones on Love & Hip Hop. Remember that?