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Britney Spears Is Instagram’s Greatest Religious Scholar

Future priest, to be honest.

Britney Spears is the queen of a lot of things: vanilla candles, thunder, tweeting things out, etc. However, she is the most queen over one particular topic: religion. Yup. The Britney Jean chanteuse has been dropping spearitual musings on Instagram for months, and you know you are more enlightened because of it. Brit loves a good prayer, and she makes this known all over her page. In fact, we’re 99 percent confident she will soon ditch the smoky, sinful lights of Las Vegas and join the priesthood. Bye, bye, “Work Bitch”…it’s time for “Work Christ.” Allow us to demonstrate how the Lord is working through Lady Spears and, via osmosis, you.

  • Spears’ morning religious vocabulary class is full, but the afternoon one has a few slots left.

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    There will be pop quiz on the second day.

  • God’s primary messenger.

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  • Jesus and BritBrit holding hands IRL.

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  • Church icon.

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  • Have a prayer? Spears will send it over to the Big Man through an “I’m a Slave 4 U” beat.

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  • Bibles out, crop-tops on.

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  • Historical image of Brit blessing the streets with “If U Seek Amy’s” chorus.

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  • You repeat the lyrics to “Soda Pop;” Spears does this.

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  • Theological maverick.

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  • Saint AF.

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