Miley Cyrus and her on-stage strap-on have made it clear she’s throwing any f–ks she’s ever given out the window. But there’s just one f–k she should consider holding on to. That would be called personal hygiene.
Last night, the armpit hair advocate posted a nasty photo to her Instagram, where she’s wearing someone else’s retainer.
“When you wear your bffs retainer lol,” she writes.
I’m no dentist, but here’s a little bit of the science that proves how truly disgusting this is. 1 Dental says a retainer is basically a cesspool of “excessive germ buildup,” and “everyone’s mouth contains hundreds of different bacteria.”
But this is the worst; there are two types of germs that aren’t normally found in the mouth, however are found in over half of retainer wearers. They are:
I need to go shower.