Maybe Bow Wow’s Car Deserved to Be Egged By Alleged Ex Keyshia Cole

If only it was the right car.

I’d like to say I’d be above this, but in a state of rage against an ex, who knows what I would do with a set of keys and a six-pack of cage-free eggs?

Keyshia Cole may or may not feel me on that right about now.

The recording artist was put on blast today by Bow Wow’s friend WackStar, for allegedly egging his car. (Note: not Bow Wow’s car, WackStar’s car.) He put up this photo with the caption: “@keyshiacole check this out blood i don’t got nothing to do wit what ever you got going on 4 you to egg my car , keep me out the bullshit.”
How nice of him.

Meanwhile, Bow Wow, who was rumored to be romantically linked with the singer in the last few months, took to Twitter to post this:

And retweet this:
The whole thing is sloppy as egg yolk for sure.

In the last few weeks, they looked like they were dating, but Keyshia shut it down and Bow Wow didn’t say he got her pregnant, but he didn’t deny it, either.

Meanwhile, he went on a whole Twitter rant about “bum chicks” and finding the right girl. Was this aimed at her? Praising her? Were they really ever even together? Was he a douchelord to her like he is to all of us on social media (a glimpse of which we got today)? He does have a habit of posting annoying things, then deleting them. That alone is reason enough to egg his car. And the fact is, no one will know if and how he did her wrong except for him, her and the grocery store cashier.

Taking the high road is an admirable route, but let it be known: revenge comes in different shapes, sizes and grocery produce.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.