Cancer season has officially turned into dragging season and your faves aren’t missing a beat.
After revealing the word “savage” was added to her Kimoji app, Kim Kardashian hinted some savage f—kery was about to go down on Snapchat last night. Kim had posted bits of that infamous phone call hubby Kanye had with Taylor Swift about those “Famous” lyrics to her Snap story, and though KanTay’s conversation is still up for interpretation, Twitter is already in shambles because of it.
First up, we have Chloe Grace Moretz. After catching wind of Kim’s Snaps, Chloe Grace joined in on the konversation, asking everyone to start realizing things.
Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what's ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Khloe Kardashian intervened and this time, she just had one question to ask.
Is this the a hole you're referring to @ChloeGMoretz ??? pic.twitter.com/h56S8FvNWr
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 18, 2016
Chloe Grace clarified that though this first picture was taken of her while she was filming Neighbors 2, the second straight up wasn’t her. But by then, everyone had moved on because Ruby Rose had arrived.
@ChloeGMoretz @0hbubbl3s @khloekardashian Yo Khloe I thought you were rad when I met you but this is awful and this is a 19 year old girl.
— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) July 18, 2016
Selena Gomez invoked the First Amendment of the #SquadGoals Constitution, defending her bestie like so:
There are more important things to talk about… Why can't people use their voice for something that fucking matters?
— Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) July 18, 2016
But because Selena hadn’t tweeted about #BlackLivesMatter recently, Twitter decided she didn’t have the range to speak on this topic. It’s important to note that by then, Kim and Kanye had fallen silent. But Taylor had not.
Taylor (or was it Nils Sjoberg?) assumed proper victim role, calling the entire incident one of “character assassination.”
That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet. pic.twitter.com/4GJqdyykQu
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) July 18, 2016
Sunday’s sermon was delivered, and both Kim and Taylor were there to sign for it. What happens next is up in the air, but let’s all take a moment to admire the real winner, here: Katy Perry.
In a Kris Jenner-level marketing move, Katy used this scandal to promote her new song, “Rise.” It’s about rising “above it all,” and it’s anyone’s guess what the operative “it” means.
#RISE above it all: https://t.co/ToeZNtE4rE
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 18, 2016
You could pay $1.29 to find out. Or you could just hope “it” is what we think it is. (It’s Taylor, right? Right.)
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