VH1 Baelympics: Here Is a Big Serving of Gilles Simon

French tennis players are definitely my type now.

Our 2016 VH1 Baelympics is in full swing. The amount of taut, sweaty baes frolicking in Rio right now for the 2016 Olympics is astounding. We’ve already highlighted so many of them, but guess what? There are more to come. Way more.

Like 31-year-old French tennis player Gilles Simon. The right-handed wonder stands sexily at 6 feet and has legs, arms and a smile that will make you miss the ball–or whatever happens in tennis that makes the other person get a point. Seriously, when you look at Mr. Simon, it’s impossible to breathe, let alone play a sport. Allow us to explain.

  • First, let’s start with the basics: his face. Notice how his chiseled chin, searing eyes and perfectly-coiffed hair make you shiver uncontrollably. That’s called thirst. Let it flow.

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  • We move on to his toned, perfect arms. The perfect size for lifting a couch–or you.

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  • Take a water break. You know you need it.

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  • Hydrated? Let’s continue on to this face he made during a tennis match. Feeling warm? Pregnant? That’s natural.

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  • And so is feeling weak in the knees after looking at this photo of Simon’s dimples. Don’t you just want to swim in them?

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  • We’ve now reached Simon’s strong, toned legs–the kind of legs that can run all the way to KFC to pick up dinner while you stay in bed watching Stranger Things. He’ll be back in five minutes, and he won’t even be sweaty.

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  • We totally forgot to mention his scruff. Simon has the perfect ratio of fur to face, which makes for comfortable make-out sessions. (Too far, guys? Nah. You know you’re thinking it.)

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  • He’s also a friend to the animals. Look at him posing with this dolphin and proceed to melt into a flesh-colored puddle.

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    We now know what killed the Wicked Witch of the West. GILLES SIMON.

  • Here’s a photo of him eating a banana because, you know.

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  • We conclude our tour with the Holy Grail: Gilles Simon shirtless.

    Annnnnnd hydrate. Here is a link to Simon’s Twitter account.

Who do you think are the hottest athletes at the 2016 Olympics? We break down our choices in the video below.