If you ever need a nickname, Masika and Moniece can you hook you up. In Messiness & Mimosas, their recap of the Love & Hip Hop Hollywood reunion, the two clapback queens give Brandi and her hubby Max over ten nicknames, including: Teeth Keef and Thief Kkeef, Grill Master and the She-huahua, Megaphone Mouth and Argh-#$*&!, Sawface Killer, Teef-aluffagus, Teef-osaurus Rex, and Plasma Screen Mouth. You name it! (In our Shirley Caeser voice). They also both do their best impersonation of Brandi, and they ain’t half bad.
The ladies also say that all of Lil Brandi’s name-dropping is exhausting, and besides the late Whitney Houston and Brandy Norwood they’re not even really sure who she knows that she claims she knows. Then Moniece drops some epic tea, that because her family is tight with Brandy Norwood, she knows that Brandy recently had to block Lil Brandi. But from what? Her Instagram, her Twitter, her phone, her life!? This too much!