Queen Madonna, Mother of Pop Music, First of Her Name, Loather of Hydrangeas, and Thrower of Shade. Madonna may not be known as the most relatable celeb, but this morning she got a taste of the what it’s like to be a peasant waiting on their mail, and that’ll have to be enough for us.
When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. !#bitchplease pic.twitter.com/UQdms69w49
— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017
You would think that having one name would make all of this very easy. I mean, I don’t know many other Madonnas. Okay, I don’t know any Madonnas. But I definitely know this Madonna. The whole thing is sort of hilarious, especially since Madge literally has a song entitled, “B-tch I’m Madonna.”