Madonna Can't Get Her Mail Because FedEx Literally Doesn't Believe She is Madonna

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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Madonna attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

By Andrea Wurzburger

September 5, 2017 / 5:16 PM

Queen Madonna, Mother of Pop Music, First of Her Name, Loather of Hydrangeas, and Thrower of Shade. Madonna may not be known as the most relatable celeb, but this morning she got a taste of the what it's like to be a peasant waiting on their mail, and that'll have to be enough for us.

You would think that having one name would make all of this very easy. I mean, I don't know many other Madonnas. Okay, I don't know any Madonnas. But I definitely know this Madonna. The whole thing is sort of hilarious, especially since Madge literally has a song entitled, "B-tch I'm Madonna."

You can listen to it and imagine her breaking into song at the post office. It's what I'm doing right now and, to be honest, 10/10 would recommend if you need to pass the time at work.

Her fans are naturally loving this moment:

But it looks like Julie from FedEx is going to help poor Madge. Maybe she'll get free shipping out of all of this?

Celebs, they're just like us!

Check out this Ask Madonna Anything Parody where Madge answers fan questions about Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Lady Gaga and other things going on in Pop Culture!