Queen Madonna, Mother of Pop Music, First of Her Name, Loather of Hydrangeas, and Thrower of Shade. Madonna may not be known as the most relatable celeb, but this morning she got a taste of the what it’s like to be a peasant waiting on their mail, and that’ll have to be enough for us.
— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017
You would think that having one name would make all of this very easy. I mean, I don’t know many other Madonnas. Okay, I don’t know any Madonnas. But I definitely know this Madonna. The whole thing is sort of hilarious, especially since Madge literally has a song entitled, “B-tch I’m Madonna.”
You can listen to it and imagine her breaking into song at the post office. It’s what I’m doing right now and, to be honest, 10/10 would recommend if you need to pass the time at work.
Her fans are naturally loving this moment:
— Lauren. (@zaynmalikspuppy) September 5, 2017
— LonelyHunter (@ChelseaMLVC) September 5, 2017
Get into the groove
Boy you got to prove
Your identity (with a valid driver's licence and a recent utility bill) https://t.co/fIhEKrXhmT
— William Ham Bevan (@HamBevan) September 5, 2017
Would give my right arm to see Madge down the Royal Mail depot waving a crumpled "sorry we missed you" card. https://t.co/P0mQVPDG2u
— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) September 5, 2017
But it looks like Julie from FedEx is going to help poor Madge. Maybe she’ll get free shipping out of all of this?
Hi, this is Julie. I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers. https://t.co/7vnSkvqx3r
— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) September 5, 2017
Celebs, they’re just like us!
Check out this Ask Madonna Anything Parody where Madge answers fan questions about Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Lady Gaga and other things going on in Pop Culture!