Lord, it’s been a long week of Kardashian news. Yeah, yeah, I can hear you all now…”Kardashians? More like Kar-Trash-ians!” You’re all very clever. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Last Friday, TMZ broke the news that Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner Klan is pregnant with boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby. Then, because the Kardashian motto is practically “go big or go home,” it was announced that Khloe Kardashian is reportedly ALSO pregnant with boyfriend Tristan Thompson’s baby. And because Kim can’t feel left out, she went ahead and confirmed that she and Kanye are expecting via surrogate on the trailer for the latest season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Are you, in fact, keeping up? I know, I’m not either. My head is spinning. This matters way too much to me.
Moving right along. Because this matters as much to me as my own sister getting pregnant or maybe even being pregnant myself, I have been speculating quite a bit about these announcements. Of course they come eerily close to the premiere of the latest season of Keeping Up, but aside from that, there is just so much going on here. Is any of it true? All we are getting is a bunch of half-assed statements saying, “Kylie is not confirming” or Kim tweets saying that parts of stories are untrue.
Things get interesting when Deray roasts Tyga about Kylie Jenner on Hip Hop Squares.