Here Are a Bunch of Konspiracy Theories About the Kardashian Pregnancies That Will Keep You Up At Night

It's official. I can no longer keep up with the Kardashians.

Lord, it’s been a long week of Kardashian news. Yeah, yeah, I can hear you all now…”Kardashians? More like Kar-Trash-ians!” You’re all very clever. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Last Friday, TMZ broke the news that Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner Klan is pregnant with boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby. Then, because the Kardashian motto is practically “go big or go home,” it was announced that Khloe Kardashian is reportedly ALSO pregnant with boyfriend Tristan Thompson’s baby. And because Kim can’t feel left out, she went ahead and confirmed that she and Kanye are expecting via surrogate on the trailer for the latest season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Are you, in fact, keeping up? I know, I’m not either. My head is spinning. This matters way too much to me.

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