Drake Tried to Shoot His Shot With Angelina Jolie in the Most Champagne Papi Way Possible

Drizzy tried to make that hotline bling, but was he sent to voicemail.

Drake tried his luck with the newly single Angelina Jolie with the help of social media, which is arguably the most Drake-y thing we’ve seen him do in recent memory.

The OVO head honcho posted a melancholy black and white Instagram photo of himself sitting alone at a dinner table next to an empty chair, with the caption “Stood Up.”

At first glance, it seems like just another clever caption for the typically dramatic yet ironic photo of himself. If you’re the observant type, you would’ve noticed that the chair is tagged to the one and only Ms. Jolie.

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You should know that what Drake tagged isn’t actually Angelina’s real page (since she doesn’t have Instagram) but a fan page with a rather large following. You gotta give it up to a guy who isn’t afraid to make the first move. He’s actually kind of mastered the art of hollering at A-list women in all types of innovative ways (we still haven’t forgotten about the rumored fling with J. Lo…they tried it.)

Well Drake, if Angelina doesn’t come around, we hear Halle Berry is back on the market. Now would be the time to make that hotline bling.

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