Kourtney Kardashian Dumped Scott Disick in the Most Boss Way Possible

QUEEN.

News broke yesterday that Kourtney Kardashian and Burger King pioneer Scott Disick called it quits after roughly a decade of dating. TMZ reports that Scott’s recent interest in paaaaaartying mixed with him getting all sorts of cozy with ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli over the weekend is why Kourtney kicked him to the curb. Byeeeee.

But The Gossip Table has learned through HollywoodLife.com that Kourtney’s method of breaking up with Scott is even better than the break-up itself. Sources say that K actually did the deed via TEXT. MESSAGE. This is extremely fitting for someone whose emotional state is mysterious AF.

In our mind, this is how the exchange went down:

Kourtney: Hi
Scott: WAZZZZZZZZUP HON?!
Kourtney: You’re a child and I’m so done with you
Scott: WHZZAT R YA TLKIN BOUT?
Kourtney: I’m dumping you, bye
Scott: HUH
Scott: KOURTNEY
Scott: KOURTNEY?!?!?

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN KWEEN.