Kourtney Kardashian Dumped Scott Disick in the Most Boss Way Possible
News broke yesterday that Kourtney Kardashian and Burger King pioneer Scott Disick called it quits after roughly a decade of dating. TMZ reports that Scott's recent interest in paaaaaartying mixed with him getting all sorts of cozy with ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli over the weekend is why Kourtney kicked him to the curb. Byeeeee.
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But The Gossip Table has learned through HollywoodLife.com that Kourtney's method of breaking up with Scott is even better than the break-up itself. Sources say that K actually did the deed via TEXT. MESSAGE. This is extremely fitting for someone whose emotional state is mysterious AF.
In our mind, this is how the exchange went down:
Kourtney: Hi
Scott: WAZZZZZZZZUP HON?!
Kourtney: You're a child and I'm so done with you
Scott: WHZZAT R YA TLKIN BOUT?
Kourtney: I'm dumping you, bye
Scott: HUH
Scott: KOURTNEY
Scott: KOURTNEY?!?!?
BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN KWEEN.