Tyga Is Not Worthy of Kylie Jenner’s New Hair

It's my favorite thing she's ever done.

Kylie Jenner’s drastic new hair is the best thing that’s ever happened to her, and furthermore, to me. Unfortunately, it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to Tyga. Possibly worse than getting caught “allegedly” cheating on her with a transsexual actress. It puts her IDGAF-ness and chicness on display at the same time and in the most Kylie way possible. A few weeks short of legally becoming an adult, Kylie is already reemerging as an untouchable lady boss, glittery as hell.

  • You may remember her as a sophisticated young lady, with long locks of brown curls.

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  • Or with a shorter, slightly edgier ’do.

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  • Alas, Kylie is your average Kardashian-Jenner with dark hair NO MORE.

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  • Here she is, preparing for her debut as a new mermaid goddess.

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  • Showing it off to the press like, “Yes bitches, you see correctly.”

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  • I can’t remember who Tyga is because I’m drowning in this aqua sea of perfection.

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  • Bye, bye, Tyga.

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    It was nice knowing you.

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