Cara Delevingne Humping A Car In Broad Daylight Is Peak Cara Delevingne

We're not worthy of the slayage.

Here's a Monday present you didn't know you needed: Cara Delevingne dirty dancing on a black SUV in the middle of a Santa Monica, California parking lot. No, you're not dreaming. And this is not a drill.

A group of blessed plebeians were sitting around—probably talking about how much of a goddess Cara is—when something wonderful happened. Ms. Delevingne herself emerged, looking fab and armed with sick-nasty dance moves that almost rival her beatboxing skills. Almost.

Understandably entranced, said plebeians began filming their queen in her natural habitat. In the glorious two-minute clip, Cara shakes her booty ~*iN dA cLub style, gyrates thin air, gets low AF, and even humps the car. It's literal magic. Actually, are we in Hogwarts rn? Def.

Because of the wind, we get dangerously close to seeing Cara's bum. And, even racier, it looks like Cara purposefully flashes the people in the car she's performing for. What lucky SOBs to witness this dancing maverick on the verge of world domination!

"I think she's on something," you can hear one Earthling say in the video. You're right, stan. SHE'S ON THAT DRUG CALLED LIFE.

Do yourself a favor and watch Cara get her life in the video above. You'll be a better person for it. 🙌 🙌 🙌