Alright summer 2015, all of these celebrity break-ups are getting cruel and unnecessary. First it was Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Then, it was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Nope, still not done: Then, it was Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton.
Now, rock’s first couple Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are divorcing after more than 14 years of marriage. Does love even exist anymore? Nah, just tears and sexual frustration.
Details are mum on this conscious uncoupling—Gwyneth Paltrow’s impact—but we did receive this well-worded statement from the couple:
“While the two of us have come to the mutual decision that we will no longer be partners in marriage, we remain partners in parenthood and are committed to jointly raising our three sons [Apollo, Zuma, and Kingston] in a happy and healthy environment. To that end, we respectfully request privacy from the media during this time.”
Let the nanny/partying/alcohol rumors begin, am I right? [Marie Claire]
In happy news (damn it!), Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik welcomed a baby girl on Monday. Even crazier, they secretly tied the knot! (The couple announced their engagement in January.) Um, where the hell was our invite, kween? [USA Today]
Alexander Skarsgard showed up to the San Francisco opening night of his film Diary of a Teenage Girl in full drag because he gives negative f—cks. [People]
It’s very important that you watch New Girl’s Jake Johnson attempt parkour in this Funny or Die video. [Funny or Die]
LOL, what? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards was arrested Sunday for shoplifting at a San Fernando Valley, California Target. She apparently had $600 worth of goodies in her cart and spent the night in jail. She was released Monday on $5,000 bail. Am I wrong, or doesn’t she have, like, a zillion bucks? [Us Weekly]
Following the Lafayette, Louisiana movie theater shooting in July that left two dead, Amy Schumer and her cousin Sen. Chuck Schumer join forces to advocate for stricter gun laws. [CNN]
OMG QUEEN. Former Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols, 82, will join NASA on its next mission in September. [The Mary Sue]
Two people are dead following a shooting at Drake’s OVO Fest after-party that happened early Tuesday morning in Toronto. [TMZ]
One Direction finally opens up about Zayn Malik leaving the group. [E! Online]
Ruby Rose shows off her bangin’ bod and tattoos in this vacation Instagram. [Instagram]