Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Divorce + More Scoop For Tuesday

Plus, Zooey Deschanel got secretly married—and had a baby?!

Alright summer 2015, all of these celebrity break-ups are getting cruel and unnecessary. First it was Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Then, it was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Nope, still not done: Then, it was Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton.

Now, rock’s first couple Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are divorcing after more than 14 years of marriage. Does love even exist anymore? Nah, just tears and sexual frustration.

Details are mum on this conscious uncoupling—Gwyneth Paltrow’s impact—but we did receive this well-worded statement from the couple:

“While the two of us have come to the mutual decision that we will no longer be partners in marriage, we remain partners in parenthood and are committed to jointly raising our three sons [Apollo, Zuma, and Kingston] in a happy and healthy environment. To that end, we respectfully request privacy from the media during this time.”​

Let the nanny/partying/alcohol rumors begin, am I right? [Marie Claire]

  • In happy news (damn it!), Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik welcomed a baby girl on Monday. Even crazier, they secretly tied the knot! (The couple announced their engagement in January.) Um, where the hell was our invite, kween? [USA Today]
  • Alexander Skarsgard showed up to the San Francisco opening night of his film Diary of a Teenage Girl in full drag because he gives negative f—cks. [People]
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  • It’s very important that you watch New Girl’s Jake Johnson attempt parkour in this Funny or Die video. [Funny or Die]
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