Thanks to the red band trailer, F-bombs were dropped as hard as Tyga’s surprise album.
Oh, and Ryan admitted to taking a dick pic as a prank for his dad when he was a “terrible” 18-year-old. “In the middle of dinner, I grabbed the camera and I went in the bathroom and I just took a picture of my penis. I just wanted to see if he would naturally edit these photos at some point. One day—I hope it doesn’t happen—there’s a penis picture of mine floating around somewhere,” bae said.
But there’s more. “I’ve heard of people who are sexting and stuff, like sending a picture of a penis. I can’t think of anything more threatening to send a woman than a picture of a penis,” he said. “In terms of sexy, it’s just a wrung below a picture of yourself committing domestic terrorism. Like, I don’t know why someone does that.”
Here’s Conan’s perfect response to Ryan’s weapon of mass destruction/terrorism metaphor: “I don’t know. I’ve been told mine is not threatening.”
Blake, you have some explaining to do, girlfriend.