Can We Take a Minute to Bow Down to Kourtney Kardashian, Who Remains a Boss After Her Breakup?

Her latest Instagram post is making the world go ‘round.

We’re all a little upset that epic couple Kourtney Kardashian and Lord Scott Disick called it quits. But she’s being so boss about it I can’t even be that sad. First of all, she apparently dumped him via text which was so slay I think I stopped breathing for a short time when I found out. Then, she went to Kylie’s 18th birthday in a skin-tight body suit that actually radiated heat. I’m melting rn.  Now, she’s posting about how much she loves her decisions, and I think I’ve found my new role model in life.

The MILF Queen took to Instagram yesterday to post this hair-flipping, kween master quote and I’m getting on my knees as we speak.
Kewl, kalm, and klassy. That’s how a breakup is done.


I just can’t.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.