You’ve been obsessed with the Kardashian family ever since 2007, when they started saying shit like this on TV. You know about their pregnancies, breakups, and basically every time they pee, but how well do you know them, really? You’re about to find out, you so-called fans, because we’ve got some rather obscure facts that we’re willing to bet you didn’t know about them.
Kris was only 22 when she married Robert Kardashian.kimkardashian.com
Locking that ish down young apparently runs in the family.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe went to an all-girls Catholic high school.BuzzFeed
They attended Marymount High School in L.A.
Kris founded a California church.Ok!
In 2012, she and Pastor Brad Johnson founded the California Community Church in Agoura Hills. It’s only $1,000 a month to join.
Kourtney has a bachelor’s degree in theater arts from the University of Arizona.Embedded from www.youtube.com.
And put her fine education on display when playing Kassandra Kavanaugh in a 2011 episode of One Life to Live. She’s not the only one with a degree. In 2009, Rob graduated from the Marshall School of Business at University of Southern California. This may or may not be reflected in the success of his sock line.
You knew Kim eloped at 19, but did you know she was married for three years after?BuzzFeed
In 2000, Kim eloped with music producer Damon Thomas. He didn’t file for divorce until 2003. Sneaky Kimmy.
Khloe was in a serious car accident, causing long-term memory loss.giphy
In 2001, Khloe’s accident caused her to go through the windscreen, giving her a severe concussion and traumatic brain injury.
Kourtney was on reality TV before KUWTK even existed.BuzzFeed
In 2004, Kourt was on E!’s Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive, a show similar to The Simple Life, where “privileged children of celebrities” earned money on a Colorado cattle ranch. Still gave us epic RBF back then.
Kendall’s middle name is “Nicole,” after Kris’ late friend Nicole Brown Simpson.theodysseyonline
Rob changes his phone number 10 times every year.buzzquotes
To ward off all of those Arthur George Socks super-fans, obviously.
Kris and Khloe both have a cross tramp stamp.picslist
But Khloe’s says “Daddy” above it. Nothing you could possibly find objectionable with that.