Nary a day goes by when someone doesn’t accuse Jay-Z of being a member of the Illuminati. We don’t have any solid confirmation one way or the other as to whether those allegations are true, but new information has come to light that might just make that whole argument moot. What if … take a deep breath … Jay-Z was actually a TIME TRAVELING VAMPIRE FROM 1933?
The Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture is a research unit of The New York Public Library, and they just posted a photo from 1933 on their Tumblr that, shall we say, HIGHLY RESEMBLES the man that we know as Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter. So, we can draw one of two conclusions:
1. The chap in the photo from 1933 is NOT Jay-Z.
2. The chap in the photo from 1933 IS Jay-Z, which means not only is he a member of the Illuminati, but he’s also an undead, bloodsucking vampire!
You need more evidence, you say? Ok. Here’s another look at the photo in question:
One more time, here’s a picture of the two of them so you can see the eerie resemblance:
So, what say you?