Cue The Side Eye: What Are Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Statements?

Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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While we were very saddened to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was splitting from her husband, musician Chris Martin, we couldn't help but think that through this trying time, Gywnnie might become more grounded. Even as details about their separation become clearer, we can't get past the slightly pretentious announcement of their "conscious uncoupling," and we'd really love to give sympathy to the actress instead of hating on her when she puts on airs. But as we know from the past, Gwyneth has never made it easy for us to relate.

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In various interviews, through her GOOP newsletter, and with her books, Gwyneth may have tried to come across as authentic — but only managed to seem arrogant. She's made us roll our eyes way too many times, and when we mined the web for some of her most highfalutin quotes, we could do little more than sigh. We love our girl, but she's got to make some changes!

Browse through our gallery of Gwyneth Paltrow's unbelievably obnoxious statements, and let's all hope that she uses this reflective period to come down to Earth!

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