There Are Only Five Reasons We'd Subscribe To Sarah Palin's News Channel

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In her latest attempt to prove her maverick status, former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is launching a paid news channel. For $9.95 a month, fans of the Republican darling can get access to the channel, which aims to "go beyond the soundbites and cut through the media's politically correct filter."

The video announcement above leads us to believe much of Palin's programming will consist of hardcore right-wing views sprinkled with folksy slang. But if we somehow were able to go rogue and stage a takeover to create our own segments, we could easily highlight some of Palin's most hilarious — and infamous — moments.

Take a look through our gallery to find out what people would really want to see on Sarah Palin's new channel.

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