• Season 1, Ep 4

Myles and Shaunie Go Grocery Shopping

Shaunie puts Myles to the test to see if he can shop within a strict budget.

08/08/2016 ยท 2:42

All right,budget shopping time.

100 bucks,make it happen.

Two Ready Rice,gaining season.

There we go.

Lime Cheetos.

Sardines is a $100budget-type situation.


Did you have to hit it?Yeah.

Anything in the frozen foodsection?

I'm on a budget, Mom.

They have things-- okay.I'm on a budget.

Guess we could skip thevegetable section.

Oh, of course.Teenagers don't eatvegetables.

No fruit?Nah.

We all need ourfruits and vegetables.

And we know whereI'm going with that.

So, he might wanna--Constipation?


See, this is the typeof stuff that we need.


Cookies? Yes.All right.

Milk Chocolate Milanos.

Okay, it's your shopping,Myles.

I'm just here.

Cookies have your basicingredients.

Flour, butter, water, sugar.

Probably a littlebit of salt, too.

And if you're telling methat you can't survive

off of all that,then I don't--

You obviously don'tbelieve in evolution.




This is the tricky part.Toiletries.

Five bucks.

Like in the commercials.

Obviously, I'm notgonna jabroni myself.

And I'm gonnaget Wet-Naps.

Keeps some Wet-Naps in the car.

Say, uh, you went to the gym.

But on the way home, someone--your girl calls you.

"Come over, babe."

So, you need your Wet-Naps.

Wipe up, make sure yourpits aren't stinking.

Make sure your butt'snot stinking, make sure--Oh.

I thought this was goingsomewhere else,

and I was about to throw...

Make sure under your ballsare not stinking,

and then you go right in.

There's the Top Ramen.

I'll take some corn.

Actually, no corn.

Brownies, yes.

Oh, yeah.

You do realize you're notreally getting much food.

I'm done.Okay, fine.

If this cart represents yourgrocery shopping in New York,

that's not gonna work.

That's not gonna last,I'm just saying...

It's saying I'm gonna snackand I'm gonna get delivery.

We're not gonna cook'cause we don't want dishes.

(scanner beeps)

I don't thinkI'm gonna make it.

(beeping continues)

Oh! Dammit.What?

I might go over my limit.

It's them damnsea salt bars.

Ice cream bars.

Oh. Oh, my God.

You went 63 centsover budget.Hmm.

So, technically...Technically...

That's an L, this is a W.

L and a W right here.

Everybody, make sure yougive her the credit.

Hashtag Shaunie Won.

You're an ass.

You went over 63 cents,good-bye.