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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Are About to School Us on the Slay With a Reality Show and I Can't Wait

Back to school, bitches.
By Taylor Ferber
August 26, 2015 / 2:10 PM

Amber and Blac slay my existence on a daily basis via Instagram with photos that have come freakishly close to actually setting my phone on fire. Now, we may be able to watch their MILF AF lives in action. TMZ reports the two are finalizing a deal for a new reality show on MTV, which will "focus on taking care of their kids while juggling work, including club appearances." It's back-to-school time, and we're all about to get a lesson from the Academy of Slay.

If, in fact, I'm about to get the greatest, highest education of my life, here's what I only pray the show syllabus will look like:

  • Week 1: Setting unmatched thirst traps

  • Week 2: Incorporating technology into your twerk session

  • Week 3: Showing your ex WTF is up in the most hair-flipping way possible

  • Week 4: Chewing and spitting Twitter beef like you're at a five-star restaurant

  • Week 5: The art of reveling new bae

  • Week 6: Keeping it right and tight at all times

  • Week 7: MILF life: how to live it and how to appreciate one living it

  • Week 8: Applying weeks 1-7 while owning business ventures and extracurricular activities like a boss

    • Call admissions and hope that class starts soon.