We Need These Celebrity Couples to Reunite and We Don’t Care If You Judge Us

♫ Memorieees ♫

There are celeb couples out there that know better than to call it quits and make us give up on life. Others clearly didn’t get the message that their love lives deeply affect us. We spend our days living through you and your adorable romances, so give us a break and stop splitting up already. And while you’re at it, maybe get back together with your ex so we can be whole again. Guys? Are you listening…?

[item] Khloe and Lamar

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I’m just going to start out with the obvious here. If you don’t spend every church visit praying for these two to reunite and slay us with their sweetness, IDKWTF if wrong with you and neither does Jesus.
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[item] Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa

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I’m sorry but after this public declaration of love, if these two move on from one another, they will just be lying to themselves, and us, and I will never be OK.
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[item] Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

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Because when Jess asked Nick why he wouldn’t open the car door for her anymore, he responded by saying he never got laid. A couple with raw, real emotion like that can’t and should never be stopped.
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[item] J. Lo and P. Diddy

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OK, J may have said that she would let Puffy drown if he were stranded on a raft somewere, but she was totally kidding. Right, guys? RIGHT?
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[item] J. Lo and Ben Affleck

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Because of that epic yacht spanking sesh alone.
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[item] Ben Affleck and anyone who isn’t his nanny.

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Just saying.
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[item] Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

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They sing together, dance together, share uncomfortable kisses together. Really, is there anything they can’t do?
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[item] Heidi Klum and Seal

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These two were too beautiful for words, though he always had some heart-melting ones to sing for her/us. I still refuse to believe they’re divorced. Go ahead, judge me.
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[item] Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

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<-- Because, that. [/item] [item] Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush [image src="wp-attachment://208087" title="Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Art For Life - Inside" alt="Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush pose inside at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Art For Life at Fontainebleau Hilton on March 14, 2009 in Miami. (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/WireImage)"] For all of you out there too afraid to admit you feel the same: THERE, I SAID IT. Kanye is...Kanye, but Reggie is a one-of-a-kind dime. I'm done. [/item] [/listicle]
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