Ruby Rose Has Gone and Done It Again

What is "it," you ask?

Ruby Rose is always on the brain, even when you don’t realize it. She and her royal hotness are always. there. and pretty much in everything you do. But right now, Orange Is the New Black’s epic third season feels like a distant memory and it’s been a minute since we’ve been talking about the show universe’s breakout star. Grab a pair of panties to dry your eyes, because happy tears are coming.

After publishing an article on Amber Rose I was not too fond of, GQ is earning its way back into my good graces by naming Ruby, the gender fluid babe, its 2015 Woman of the Year. To no surprise, Ruby owned the honor is every way imaginable.

  • The cover alone is the act of making love.

    Embedded from instagram.com.
  • Seriously, are you using protection?

    Embedded from instagram.com.
  • This waiter role play scenario will burst your ovaries.

    Embedded from instagram.com.

    Yes Ruby, I’ll have the naked you on my bed, pls.

  • Just contemplating how many pairs of ovaries she’ll cause to burst.

    Embedded from instagram.com.
  • She showed up at the 2015 GQ Men of the Year Awards last night looking like this, FYI:

    Getty

    The cleavage.

  • With her equally bomb fiance Phoebe Dahl.

    Getty
  • And her MOM.

    Getty

    I love you, genetics.

  • And to top it off, her flawless, emotional acceptance speech was dedicated to her friend.

    Embedded from www.youtube.com.

    Ruby tearfully gave a beautiful speech dedicated to her friend Courtney, who recently lost her mother to brain cancer. “That to me is a strong woman. Never did she say, ’Why me?'” Incredibly moving.

So, kids, what is “it”? “It” is being the unstoppable, sexy, LGBT-forward, graceful force that is Ruby Rose.

Class dismissed.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.
@taylorferber