Tyga’s Five Simple Words on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Are Ones to Live By

Gandhi reincarnated.

After watching Tyga awkwardly confess his intention to put a ring on Kylie Jenner, you assumed he didn’t have the most articulate way with words. You cringed. You cried. And you assumed wrong.

The low-key life coach, who was trained by the great Kanye West, has finally spoke out about his ex and baby mama Blac Chyna moving and shaking with Rob Kardashian.

His words of wisdom?

“Everybody deserves to be happy.”

I feel enlightened. Blessed, even. Why he’s struggling to make hit music when his talent clearly lies in philosophical studies, I’ll never know.

But what will happen now? Who will hold three-year-old King Cairo in the Kardashian-Jenner 2016 Christmas card? Will Tyga extend his therapeutic talents to Wiz, Amber and ’Ye? Will he get Rob off the couch?

Only Prophet T knows, and we’ll just have to continue keeping up to find out.


One day, guys. One day.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.