Tiffany “New York Pollard was the OG of the reality game. From her days on Flavor of Love to I Love New York, the HBIC is basically a human sound bite machine. Tiffany went on to star in New York Goes to Work, New York Goes to Hollywood, appear on E!’s Botched, spice things up in the U.K. on Celebrity Big Brother, and is currently checking b—hes on TV One’s The Next :15. She’s truly a reality TV queen.
Tiffany has a very specific worldview and she’s basically the reason GIFs were invented. Why do we love New York? Let us count the ways.
New York knows how to rock an entrance.
You always know when “New York is in the motherf–king house.” Errkay?
New York’s just always herself.
Even if herself is just a f–kin’ b—-h to the heart.
New York values education.
When you got a brain like that, how can you not?
New York doesn’t have a pretentious bone in her body.
She keeps it funky. Always.
While on the U.K.’s Celebrity Big Brother, New York misunderstand and thought cast mate David Gest had died not rock icon David Bowie Her reaction made world news. Like, CNN, baby.
New York’s comfortable in her body.
“I look fabulous. I look better than you making your exit right now. Yes, the hell I do.” Word. Bye, Pumkin.
New York doesn’t need a cup to get a drink. Damn.
Cups are for plebs and New York is the queen.
New York’s selective with who’s allowed in her inner circle.
Tiffany knows what makes real friends.
New York’s relatable.
Because let’s face it. We’ve all been there.
New York makes Santa look like a ho, ho, ho.
Kris Kringle ain’t got shet on New York.
New York’s been called “the Wicked Witch of the West.”
Mo’Nique is an Oscar winner with New York’s name in her MF’in mouth.
New York knows how we all feel deep down inside.
New York’s over it. Just like you, and you, and you, and you.
She is the perfect response to any of your friend’s dumb motherf–king texts.
Basically this. Always.
Watch our most recent interview with New York now and don’t miss New York when she returns to VH1 (with mom Sister Patterson) on Family Therapy on March 16th at 9/8c!