Rob Kardashian Emerged into the Light of Day to Say the Word…

*Drumroll, please*

He speaks.

It’s been a minute since we’ve seen Rob Kardashian’s face. It’s been even longer since we’ve seen his face move. (This and this don’t count.) Somehow, Instagram innovator French Montana pulled off the job.

KoKo’s ex posted a video yesterday featuring none other than the mysterious Rob, and he’s looking as giddy as Tyga did when Kylie transformed out of a fetus.

There he is, ladies and gents.

What’s with the huge smile? Is it because he’s fresh out of a love-making sesh with Blac? Or because he and bae may get a reality show of their own? (Mwuahaha Kim revenge at last!!)

Nay, none of the above.

In the video, Rob poetically peeps out and mutters the word…
“Chicken.” Or…

Urban Dictionary

There you have it, he’s prob this gleeful thinking about chicken. And can you blame him really? I’m hungry.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.