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Stacey Dash Has a Hefty List of Things Wrong With Leo DiCaprio's Acceptance Speech

And tells us by comparing him to a cartoon.

Stacey Dash spent the last two weeks tearing up Leonardo DiCaprio's epic Oscar acceptance speech (which spoke to global warming) like a meteorology scholar. At least we know she wasn't harping on her irreversibly awkward Oscars cameo like the rest of the living Internet. Progress.

But then, the actress-turned-professor took the red pen out to crucify Leo's first Oscar-win speech, the one we semi caught between tears and rivers of red wine:

She took to her blog to tell him and rest of us how she really feels with: "Leonardo DiCaprio, quit being Chicken Little – the Sky is not falling." Stacey acknowledges that Leo's gold for Lead Actor was a "well-deserved win," but is super skeptical that it was "planned ahead of time." *New-age Sherlock*

We'll spare you the messy details, though, here are all the things she found wrong with the speech:

  • He's like Chicken Little because he runs around the neighborhood and disturbed everyone with his "foolish alarm."
  • [Insert literal screenshot from Chicken Little]
  • His facts about global warming were all wrong.
  • The Ice Age proves that mankind is not ruining the environment with our cool cars and gadgets.
  • His priorities are all wrong.
  • WTF was he thinking talking about a problem that affects everyone in the world?
  • There are twenty first century "NAZIS" out there to fight, Leo.
  • Dealing with global warming is much too expensive, so honestly, f--k it.
  • And there you have it. Notes from world-renowned weather girl, Stacey Dash.