Stacey Dash spent the last two weeks tearing up Leonardo DiCaprio’s epic Oscar acceptance speech (which spoke to global warming) like a meteorology scholar. At least we know she wasn’t harping on her irreversibly awkward Oscars cameo like the rest of the living Internet. Progress.
But then, the actress-turned-professor took the red pen out to crucify Leo’s first Oscar-win speech, the one we semi caught between tears and rivers of red wine:
She took to her blog to tell him and rest of us how she really feels with: “Leonardo DiCaprio, quit being Chicken Little – the Sky is not falling.” Stacey acknowledges that Leo’s gold for Lead Actor was a “well-deserved win,” but is super skeptical that it was “planned ahead of time.” *New-age Sherlock*
We’ll spare you the messy details, though, here are all the things she found wrong with the speech:
And there you have it. Notes from world-renowned weather girl, Stacey Dash.