Pop Culture Imploded This Week, and It’s All Because of Witchcraft

Do you guys sense dark magic, too?

Has this week felt weird to you? Have you stepped in gum more than usual? Did you trip walking into your office yesterday–even though you wore flats? Don’t worry, we feel the weirdness, too. But it has nothing to do with you. There is no bad karma in the air. The reason is simple: celebrity witchcraft.

Something is brewing over in Hollywood, and it’s chock-full of dark magic. The spells A-listers are casting have thrown off everyone’s energy, hence your current gum-in-shoe problem. These are some of the witchiest pop culture moments of the week. Once you read them, every s–ty thing that happened to you on Monday will make sense. The answer is always–without fail–witches.

  • Melania Trump thought she could pull a robbery during receipt season.

    Trump is under fire for potentially plagiarizing her GOP convention speech, which she gave on Tuesday night in Cleveland, Ohio. Trump’s speech highly resembles the one Michelle Obama gave in 2008, and though Trump’s campaign first denied any plagiarism took place, the similarities between the two speeches are obvious.

  • Laura Ingraham did a Nazi sign at the Republican National Convention.


  • Another One Direction member is getting a solo contract.


    Liam Payne inked a deal with Capitol Records, or as 1D stans like to call it, the Apocalypse.