Has this week felt weird to you? Have you stepped in gum more than usual? Did you trip walking into your office yesterday–even though you wore flats? Don’t worry, we feel the weirdness, too. But it has nothing to do with you. There is no bad karma in the air. The reason is simple: celebrity witchcraft.
Something is brewing over in Hollywood, and it’s chock-full of dark magic. The spells A-listers are casting have thrown off everyone’s energy, hence your current gum-in-shoe problem. These are some of the witchiest pop culture moments of the week. Once you read them, every s–ty thing that happened to you on Monday will make sense. The answer is always–without fail–witches.
Kim Kardashian revealed she is a receipt sorceress.
Kardashian conjured the elements on her Snapchat Sunday night and leaked the video of Taylor Swift (half) approving the lyrics about her in Kanye West’s controversial song “Famous.” (The video revealed Swift knew about the song; however, it doesn’t confirm she knew about the phrase “that b–ch,” which is the main concern of her distress.) Regardless, the video revealed Swift knew way more about the song than she originally let on, and the Internet ran with it. Who knew Kardashian had that kind of power? (Answer: We did.)
Melania Trump thought she could pull a robbery during receipt season.
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 19, 2016
Trump is under fire for potentially plagiarizing her GOP convention speech, which she gave on Tuesday night in Cleveland, Ohio. Trump’s speech highly resembles the one Michelle Obama gave in 2008, and though Trump’s campaign first denied any plagiarism took place, the similarities between the two speeches are obvious.
Laura Ingraham did a Nazi sign at the Republican National Convention.
— Jim Ludes (@JMLudes) July 21, 2016
Carly Rae Jepsen’s new song is called “Supernatural.”
So, obviously that’s spooky.
Another One Direction member is getting a solo contract.Giphy
Liam Payne inked a deal with Capitol Records, or as 1D stans like to call it, the Apocalypse.
Annnnnd Kylie Jenner posted nothing interesting on Instagram this week.
Clearly, a spell is involved.