What the Hell Happened in Ibiza This Summer?

Orlando Bloom Ibiza 2014

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Justin Bieber Ibiza 2014

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Paris Hilton DJ Ibiza 2014

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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Ibiza 2014

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Kanye West, Zac Efron, Diddy Ibiza 2014

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Cara Delevingne Ibiza 2014

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Lindsay Lohan Ibiza 2014

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Will Smith 2014

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Michelle Rodriguez Ibiza 2014

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Justin Bieber Ibiza 2014

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While you were sunning yourself on a tar beach or enjoying the air conditioning at your local movie theater, celebrities were summering harder than you in much more fabulous places. But just because you can't afford a plane ticket to the mythical island of Ibiza, doesn't mean you can't be privy to all of the gossip that went down there this year.

To catch up on the most important stories of the summer, check out just what happened in the sunny Spanish isle where Paris Hilton is considered queen AND musical genius, and Justin Bieber tall enough to ride a jet ski. Where were you when Legolas punched out the Bieb?!

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