We’ve given you life-changing #NetflixAndChill memes, have steered you away from libido-killing Netflix options, and directed you towards the least-scary horror choices. Now it’s only right that we provide you with the snackage that’ll give you the orgasms binge-watching won’t. We’ve paired every Netflix genre with the perfect snacks, so depending on whatever tickles your fancy, you’re in for a mind-blowing night.
Action & Adventure: Chex Mix Bold Party BlendChex Mix
Your movie choice is a wild ride, and your snack should be, too.
Anime & Animation: Jelly beansGetty
Your life is colorful as f–k right now. Enjoy the sugar high.
Children & Family: Fruit by the Foot, Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, and/or DrunkaroosBetty Crocker
Relive the glory of your childhood and relive it all the way.
Do the classic movie right with a damn classic snack.
Comedy: Cookies and/or pretzelsGetty
In terms of being chewed and spit out from laughing so hard, these are your most attractive options.
Documentary: Chips and dipGetty
Expand your taste buds and your mind.
Drama: A Ben & Jerry’s pint of your choiceGetty
Every time you want to reach for a tissue, shovel more Chunky Monkey into your mouth instead. Much more rewarding, IMO.
Horror: The variety candy blendHershey
You’re going to need it to cope.
Romance: If you’re single, a whole pizza and wine; if you’re taken, a whole pizza and wine.Getty
It’s better to drown your single sorrows in pizza and wine than tears. On the other hand, if you’re taken, you’re nice and comfy in your relationship status and therefore couldn’t care less about putting on some LBs. Go to town.
Music & Musicals: Veggie and dip platterGetty
Variety is the spice of life. You’re gonna get it in your musical affair, why not have it in your snackage? Plus, this makes for a light snack that won’t weigh you down when you break into song and dance.
Sports & Fitness: A protein bar and/or shakeGetty
It’s unfortunate, but that was your choice to make, friend.
A special flick calls for a special snack. Your movie choice may not be fancy AF, but that doesn’t mean you and your snacks aren’t.
Sci-Fi & Fantasy: Milky Way MidnightMilky Way
They’re out of this world, don’t you think?
TV Series: Chips on chips on chipsGetty
You will never, ever get full. Stay hungry, friends. You have a lot of binging to do.
Cover each eye with an Oreo, or use the whole damn box. I won’t tell if you won’t.