Somebody out there needs to be shining Tina Fey’s crown right now. And it better be fuggin sparkling.
The actress, who’s the most grounded in reality in comparison to her botoxed colleagues, called complete bullshit on the shenanigans that went down during the Oscars Sunday night on Howard Stern’s radio show today. Before we get to that goodness, you need to see what she said about Leonardo DiCaprio’s sex life (which entails of lots and lots and lots of models).
When Howard kept trying to pry at the fact that Leo’s habits are those of a misogynistic womanizer, Tina shut the shiz down faster than you can say global warming (which is what the host implied he should be focusing on).
“That doesn’t affect the green footprint, no matter how many women you fuck,” said the Sisters star. “Is it misogynistic to sleep with a bunch of women who want to sleep with you? No,” she pointed out. “I don’t think it’s misogynistic. I think everybody there is up for it, but also ’cause he’s still cute.”
And unlike the rest of Hollywood boring her to tears on their soapboxes Sunday night, she actually appreciated Leo’s well-articulated speech that touched upon global warming when he took home his first Oscar.
“I always am psyched when someone is articulate with those things because, let’s face it, actors are very stupid,” she said. (Ha.) “But he’s so smart and his speech was so cogent.”
As for the rest of Hollywood? You all can go to bed now. Tina just served the truest, most scorching witches brew of all:
“I’m so glad I live here [in New York City], because halfway through [the Oscars], I was like, ’This is some real Hollywood bullshit.’ Everyone’s telling me what to do. People are yelling at me about rape and corporate greed, but really, it’s climate change. I was like, ’Guys, pick a lane. Like we’re going to fix everything tonight.’ And also, like, ’You’re all rich. Why are you yelling at me about corporate greed?'”
Everyone needs to stop thinking they’re Mother Teresa and go back to their jobs. And let Leo’s willy be free while you’re all at it.