Not all couples can be as perf as Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert. Or in some people’s opinion, Kimye. As 2015 ended and we dove into 2016, we’ve seen more unlikely celebrities pair up than the number of Christmas trees in the Kardashian-Jenner house. It’s not that we’re not rooting for couples like Jailey and Blen to make it work, but they’re dealing with external forces that could seriously affect their romance. Like being on the rebound. Or really hot. Or unemployed.
Here’s to hoping that regardless of everything working against them, these couples can make it work, and if not, are at least having as much sex as Gaga and Taylor Kinney.
Gigi Hadid and Zayn MalikSplash News
Gorg and thriving Gigi cannot be slowed down by a currently unemployed ex-boy band member. To the left, sir.
Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber@justinbieber
Everyone on earth wants to bone these two young, beautiful people. And I’m supposed to believe they’re going to resist all that temptation and only bone each other? I’ll believe that when I believe Santa Claus is real again.
Khloe Kardashian and James HardenSplash News
Gwen Stefani and Blake SheltonGetty
1. They’re both fresh out of divorce. 2. We still don’t get it. 3. Can rebounds really turn into everlasting love? I’m just saying.
Bella Hadid and The WeekndGetty
I can only imagine how hard it would be to quit that Weeknd D. That said, 19-year-old Bella can’t even legally have a drink at the bar. My point? She’s got hella sexcapades and living of her own to do. Weeknd, on the other hand, is just about as experienced as intercourse aficionado Hugh Hefner. Don’t be selfish, bro.
Kendall Jenner and Harry StylesSplash News
The two young socialites were recently caught canoodling on a yacht somewhere, but don’t get ahead of yourselves. Kendall is a boss and therefore needs a boss MAN. Are you getting those vibes from Har? Neither am I. Besides, Taylor Swift and her army will come after Ken sooner or later, and is it really worth it?…
Jason Derulo and Daphne Joy@daphnejoy
You’re telling me you aren’t the least bit intimidated dating 50 Cent’s ex? 50 Cent’s ex who looks like THIS? Jason, I’m here for you bro, and hopefully Jesus is, too.
Robert Pattinson and FKA TwigsGetty
FKA seems too free-spirited to be tied down by the Robster for much longer. Besides, how long can they put off those wedding bells?? Tick tock, people.
And if you were waiting to see Kylie and Tyga…
That love is eternal and I think we all know it.