Who's Hotter: Naked Mark-Paul Gosselaar or the Vitruvian Man?
Mark-Paul Gosselaar may have already won a fitness competition, but we have a new challenge in store for the Saved by the Bell alum.
Last month, Gosselaar posted this photo flaunting his hot bod while training for the competition.
— Mark-Paul Gosselaar (@MPG) February 21, 2015
It may make you feel things at first, but we can't help comparing him to the original, naked, sprawled out guy: The Vitruvian Man.
The only way to determine who is hotter is to break it down in the following categories.
1. Smile
V-man is pissed as shit, and MPG's little smirk is quite seductive.
Winner = MPG
2. Muscles
Mark-Paul's got it going on, but the Vitruvian Man embodies chiseled perfection. Arms, legs, abs, pecs. Yes.
Winner = Vitruvian Man
3. Hair
The long, beautiful, flowing locks of TVM's are enough to get lost in.
Winner = Vitruvian Man
4. Style
Vitruvian Man doesn't give us much to work with, so we learned to become quite fond of MPG's black sneakers and socks.
Winner = MPG
5. Penis size
Well, we can't see Mark-Paul's, so...
Winner = Vitruvian Man
There you have it, the Vitruvian Man is hotter. A 1490 babe, indeed.
Watch MPG's TV principal give high school superlatives to his Saved by the Bell students.
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[Photo Credit: Getty/@MPG]