And The Winner Of This Week's Whitey Awards Is...

...the season premiere episodes of Dallas!

The show with more white people than NASCAR...which is also has. Do you know what else it has? PATRICK DUFFY:

Yes, THIS Patrick Duffy, the dad from Step By Step!

So watch Michael Che announce this week's winner. And Patrick Duffy, please come accept your award.

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