Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Child?

They both say the darndest things.

The 2015 Miss America Competition airs tonight at 9 p.m. on ABC, and as always, we’re hoping we’ll feel inspired after learning some deep, life-changing lessons from this year’s contestants. But let’s remember, while these ladies often have the knowledge and intellect that most of us can only dream of, it’s only a beauty pageant. And tbh, some aren’t particularly bright. I mean, I’m sure kids could go for the Miss America crown if they really wanted to. Seriously. Take this quiz and you’ll see why.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.