A pregnant and glowing Kim Kardashian stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week and dropped a pretty crazy bombshell: Kanye West is dead-ass serious about running for president in 2020. Yup. Yeezus could actually be in the White House, y’all.
Even crazier, Kim had zero idea Kanye had presidential aspirations in the first place. So, in other words, she literally found out at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards when the rest of the world did.
“That was news to me,” she told Ellen DeGeneres. “No, that wasn’t a discussion in our household. That’s a big thing to, you know, not talk to your wife about.”
Um, YEAH! Kim also added, “It’s been fascinating hearing all the conversations that’ve gone on since that announcement.” We agree, but even more fascinating is the conversation we imagine Kim and Kanye had following his big MTV VMAs announcement. Here is what we think went down:
Kim: Baby, what was that?
Kanye: WHAT WAS WHAT K?
Kim: You’re running for president, baby? We never discussed that. *Takes selfie* *Kisses North*
Kanye: I’M A GENIUS, KIM. WHY WOULDN’T I RUN FOR PRESIDENT? YOU SHOULD’VE ASSUMED I WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. CHANGE INTO THE GUCCI DRESS.
Kim: *Changes into Gucci dress* *Takes selfie* *Kisses North* But, baby, what do you know about politics?
Kanye: I KNOW EVERYTHING, BABY. I’M A GOD.
Kim: Okay, baby. I’m cool with this…as long as I get a selfie room.
Kanye: THE OVAL OFFICE WILL BE YOUR SELFIE ROOM, K.
Kim: Isn’t that where you’ll be working when you’re president, baby?
Kim: What do you mean “nah,” baby? *Takes selfie* *Kisses North*
Kanye: I’LL BE TOO BUSY CREATING A NEW OVAL OFFICE ON THE WHITE HOUSE ROOF.
Kim: The roof, baby?
Kim: You’re a genius, baby. *Takes selfie* *Kisses North*
Or how about this totally real conversation between Kanye and Donald Trump?
Donald: So, you’re running for president?
Kanye: I AM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR?
Donald: You know I will just build a wall over your campaign? I build walls over everything.
Kanye: THAT’S DUMB. YOU’RE DUMB. BYE.
Wait! And this exchange when Kim and Kanye met Hillary Clinton:
Kim: I just love your pantsuits, Hillary. Can we take a selfie?
Hillary: Um, sure?
Kim: Great! *Takes selfie* *Kisses North* *Hugs Hillary*
Hillary: I hear you want to be president, Kanye?
Hillary: How will you help repair the economy? Do you have the skills to lead those discussions?
Kanye: I HAVE THE SKILLS TO DO ALL THINGS, HIL. I AM A GENIUS. I AM A GOD.
Hillary: Well then, I need no more convincing. You’ll make a fine candidate. I better watch my back!
Kanye: YOU SHOULD.
We’re 78 percent sure all of this actually happened actually. Try and prove us wrong!