Hello Baddest Boosh, Goodbye Sleazo: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Recap, Episode 402

Tonight on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Joseline Hernandez returned from her "retreat" only to see her husband Stevie J pack his bags for rehab. Meanwhile, we were introduced to Yung Joc's current love triangle and Rasheeda found out, once again, that Kirk is a cad.

Check our handy recap for some particular highlights from episode two.

The Three Stooges Go Golfing

Where we discover Joc has eight kids and four baby mommas. Kirk has six kids with four grandchildren. Scrappy is 1:1.

Yung Joc Says He "Ain't A Playa"

He "just loves a lil' hard." -_-

Mimi Meets Nikko In A Dark Alley About Their Contract

Where we discover that Nikko found the writer for Mimi's book in a barbershop, natch.

Mimi Is, Like, Really Mad

But she signed that contract tho! (Also, Nikko's been recording their conversations? Eek!)

Stevie J Walks Into A Drug Test Like, "I Be Feelin' Like The Man"

+ Rich Homie Quan and werk, Stevie

You serious, brah?

Stevie has to get a court ordered drug test which is then televised on national TV.

How A Boss Bish Handles A THOT Trying To Hug Her

Rasheeda's super unsure of meeting Kirk's newest "client." We use quotation marks because we can't even find Kirk's company's website.

Rasheeda's Face Tho

Upon meeting Ashley Nicole, Rasheeda learns that, while she's running her business out of a closet, Kirk has a secret office.

Joseline. Is. Back.

And wearing what we all wear around the house when we get home from the job.

"Everyone Knows Stevie J Gets High"

Joseline says out loud what we all know. Stevie makes this face.

Yung Joc Gets Retail Therapy From His Boo Khadiyah

Not sure about that Fraggle hood tho. But these two are official.

KD Doesn't Like All Of Joc's Babies' Mothers

Specifically Sina. (More on that later.)

Rasheeda Invites Karlie Redd To Help Her Snoop

Rasheeda says it's Karlie's specialty. Karlie tries to wink; clearly not her specialty.

They Discover A Lease For Kirk's "Office" Which Is Obviously An Apartment Because Kirk Is Gross

If One More Person Says, THE BUCKHEAD OFFICE. Please chill.

Two Pimps In A Pod

Momma Dee's ex-husband is out of prison. She sent him there for stealing hotdogs and hamburgers from Scrappy or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stevie Tells Joseline He Has To Go To Rehab

He tells the Puerto Rican Princess to stay busy in the studio. We all make this face.

We Meet Sina

We understand why KD hates her. We understand that Joc is a playa.

Kirks Takes A Shower At The Office

Slow-mo puts his shirt on...

Hello, Kirk (In "Hello, Rasheeda" Voice)

Rasheeda pulls a pop-up on Kirk at his secret pad.

Rasheeda Talks About Separating Business From Her Husband

We talk about why he has a towel on with a shirt.

Stevie Breaks The News That He's Going To Rehab To Mimi

Her arms gets cold in that halter.

Stevie Comes Clean To His Adorable Daughter

And we cry real tears with little Eva. Too real, man.

Don't miss an all new Love & Hip Hop Atlanta next Monday at 8/7c.