Thank you, Farrah Abraham. We just died and went to shade heaven. Heaven, we tell you!
The Teen Mom veteran served some piping hot tea on Instagram today after Kendall Jenner dissed her on the Kocktails with Khloé premiere Wednesday night. Here's what went down: Host Khloé Kardashian had two of her guests act out the recent beef between Abraham and Nicki Minaj. (You remember: Minaj tweeted Abraham was a See You Next Tuesday to her mother, prompting a social media war of epic proportions.) The skit got some laughs, and Kardashian posed this question to Jenner: Is she on Minaj or Abraham's side?
"I don't really agree with a lot of Farrah's decisions in life, so that's why I would just say I'm on Nicki's side," Jenner said.
Well, of course Abraham caught wind of this jab, so she took to Instagram this afternoon and revealed just how little she thinks of the Kardashians. How did she do that? She posted a photo of the famous E! family with an image of Ray J on it that reads, "I made this whole family famous with my d--ck." And Abraham's caption? "#lifechoices @kendalljenner." That's right. Abraham went there. She f--king went there!
If you live under a bus, Abraham is referring to the fact Kim Kardashian made a sex tape with Ray J a few years back, which went totally viral and thrusted (pun intended) her family into the spotlight. Some think it was this X-rated clip that made the Kardashian gang so famous. Clearly, Abraham is one of those people.
That's up for debate, but we will say this: That was some next-level insulting, Abraham! Miss Jenner, don't even bother crafting a response. Nothing you say will be as clever.
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