LeBron James's Instagram Story From Last Night Proves He's the Next Jay Gatsby

While all were watching Conor McGregor seek out revenge in the octagon and having our hearts spiritually lifted by Frank Ocean's highly anticipated Blonde album last night, LeBron James was low-key throwing a party-of-a-lifetime.

Given his recent $100 million dollar-contract to return to the Cavaliers, LeBron went all out on a huge party that was on Gatsby-level for his wife Savannah Brinson's birthday. Can you blame him?

He captured the most of the shenanigans on his Instagram story including the carnival themed atmosphere, sword swallowers, pole dancers twerking', a '90's themed playlist, and tons of other wild circus acts the party featured. The only relevant question you should ask yourself after watching the footage below is, how can I fanego an invite to the next one?

Watch clips from the party below.