Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Got Married in Secret

Et tu, Joseph Gordon-Levitt? After a year that saw us say goodbye to any hope (or imaginary hope) we had with Brad Pitt and George Clooney, JGL has joined the ranks as a married man.

According to Us Weekly, Gordon-Levitt and girlfriend Tasha McCauley were wed at their home on Dec. 20. To make you feel even worse, McCauley is the founder and CEO of NASA-based robotics company Fellow Robots (so she's basically a rocket scientist). 

To recap the great loss we experienced this year, take a look at other celebrities who are officially off the market.

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