You Have to See This "Commercial" About Headphones for Your Testicles

Oh, Jimmy Kimmel. You never cease to amaze us.

The Jimmy Kimmel Live host introduced a (fictional) male product Wednesday night that will definitely raise your eyebrows: Ballz by Dre.

And don't worry, it means exactly what you think it does: headphones for your testicles. Designed by the same genius who gave us Beats, Ballz finally allows your danglers to get their groove on--which is what we always wanted, really. (These bad boys are actually a parody of real headphones women can insert into their vaginas to let their unborn children listen to music. Science.)

The perks of letting your nuts jam out to Lady Gaga? Improved sperm motility--well, according to a super real and important "testicologist" Jimmy interviewed for the video.

If only these were actually legit, right? They'd fly off the effing shelves. But real talk: Is this brilliant...or disgusting? We're split down the middle, but one thing is certain: This ish is hilarious.

Watch the "commercial" in the video above, and sound off in the comments below.